As part of Ed’s Poetry March Madness I wrote an 8 line kids’ poem that used the word ‘androgynous.’
It was a pretty tough word so I spent a lot of time staring at the ceiling, walking in circles, and scratching my head. In the end, I wrote three that were ok… I liked ‘Snacktime’ best but both of my boys preferred ‘The Dragonologist.’
Are we girl dragons or boy dragons?
How can you tell?
Well, look at the very small scale on the tip of our nose…
Come on in…
Come a little closer…
… just a liiiittle closer …
C H O M P
[PS: We're androgynous. And you humans are gullible
Dr. Elvis Prosser needs a chapter for his thesis,
Wants to know if dragons are a mister or a missus.
Dr. Elvis Prosser, though a noted dragonologist,
Comes up with a plan, that is utterly ri-di-cu-lous.
Dr. Elvis Prosser sneaks into a dragon’s cavern
Cautiously he strikes a match to light his miner’s lantern.
Prosser learns, alas, that they are hazardous and ravenous
Silly Prosser, don’t you know that dragons are androgynous.
They’re ravenous and gluttonous.
Their breath is rank and poisonous.
They’re mutinous and villainous –
Their lawlessness is oft discussed.
They live in dungeons, cavernous.
Their gender? It’s extraneous –
Approaching one’s too hazardous.
Perhaps they are androgynous.
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